THE MAGICAL HANDS OF RIKKI SANDZ

Here's a photo of Rich. I've know Rich for a very long time. He, aside from Keith, is the funniest person I know. He makes me laugh and laugh and laugh. I like this photo of him. Thats all.

HAMBURGERS

Here's some pictures of Tiffany and Ray. We had a hambuger eating contest where I challenged my friends to eat a McDonald's hamburger in 30 seconds. Its actually harder than it sounds. You'll see the video soon.

Can you do it?

RELIGION IS AWESOME.

CAMERA CLUB

Way back when, the only way one could get one's hands on a picture of some titties was by subscribing to a service called a Camera Club. That's how Irving Klaw made his mint and how Betty Page got her start. I read an article on the World Wide Web theorizing the advent of modern tools and the consumption of pornography. Case in point: The World Wide Web and Internet Porn. Let's face it, the driving force behind Video-On-Demand, Webisodes and the almighty faster connection speed is driven by men's primitive need to see titties in action. We're visual, it's nature.

KEITH

This is a picture Julie took of our friend Keith. He is the funniest person I've ever met in my life. For reals.

JOSH BOHANNON

On Julie's ROLLING STONERS blog there's been lots of references to Mr. Josh Bohannon. Here's a picture of Josh smoking at Rich's house with Lil' Mike lounging in the background. We all played in a band together called The Electric Nazarene. Josh played bass, Mike and I played guitar and Chris Grundy played drums.
I don't care what people say, Josh is classic.

SOME GIRLS

Angels.

PETER

This is my friend Pete.



He's from Rhode Island, now living in Los Angeles. He came up for the weekend and spent some time with the MacBook. He's a hoot.

LINK WRAY

One of my all-time favorites is Link Wray. Link Wray embodies all that rock and roll is. "He is the King; if it hadn't been for Rumble, I would have never picked up a guitar." - Pete Townsend


Julie and I were in a band with John and Keith called The Bee's Knees and we swindled our way onto a Link Wray show. We were stoked. And after we played our set, we all went back to Link's dressing room in the hopes of getting our picture with him. We knocked on the door. But he didn't answer. We stood there for a bit until some sobbing woman busted open the door and split. Link Wray chased her out, screaming at her, calling her a whore and shit. We were stunned. He stopped right in front of us and I introduced myself. He smiled and shook my hand and was the niced dude ever. We asked to take our picture with him and he was stoked. Maybe he was manic, who knows. Anywho, turns out the sobbing woman was his sister he hadn't seen since her abortion 10 years before. And being a crazy Christian, Link was still bummed.
But I don't care. I got my picture with him.

SMOKE DOPE

Here's an oldie-but-a-goodie from our friend Ray. This is Tiffany smoking dope out of a gun bong.

On a serious note, my brother-in-law Dan was bit by a dog this past weekend. The dog bit off his thumb and Dan almost bled to death. Now he doesn't have opposable digits on his left hand. He can't hold a hammer, brush his teeth or use the remote control the same ever again. And on top of that, the doctor says that there's a good chance he'll become a werewolf.
Bummer.