Here's another installment of wacky Los Angeles Amoeba Music stories:
If you haven't seen Amoeba Music in Los Angeles, it huge - It's like the Costco of record stores. And they have a stage that attracts big names in the music scene, like Melvins, Elvis Costello, Black Flag, and some dude named Paul Westerberg. This Westerberg fellow was a really big show for Amoeba and it was the first time any celebrities called to RSVP. And among those stars was Winona Ryder.
Winona showed up about an hour before the show and she was led to the VIP section to the right of the stage. Fred and I spied on her from afar. Fred realized that Winona was casually conversing with one of his Industry friends. He told me he was going to try and weasel his way into the conversation...And just like Fred, he was talking to Winona within minutes. He chatted her up for a while, then looked over and motioned me to cruise over...So, I did.
I was nervous walking up - I mean, this is Winona Ryder. She was in Heathers. She was in Beetlejuice. She was in Edward Scissorhands for Christ's sake. But I collected myself and kept my eyes-on-the-prize.
I walked into their conversation as cool as a cucumber and stood next to Fred and directly in front of Winona. I didn't say a word, just leaned back and smiled. Fred turned to Winona and told her that I had held an impromptu eating contest earlier in the day where I had bet Greg Pope he couldn't eat a head of lettuce in two minutes. She laughed and looked over at me. She asked me "Who won the bet?" I told her "Me." She smiled and asked me my name...
Now, at this point, I'm freaking out...Winona Ryder just asked me my name...She's looking right into my eyes and smiling...She's got a white V-neck T-shirt on and her titties are heaving...But once again, my eyes are on-the-prize and l play it cool. I extended my hand and told her my name. She said "It's nice to meet you, Tim, I'm Winona". Sick...
Then, Winona notices that Amoeba has become packed and her sweet spot next to the stage has been usurped by Old-Indie-Rockers. She can't see the stage, she's a small girl. So I ask her - Winona Ryder mind you - "Hey, Winona, do you want to get on my shoulders?" and I begin to crouch, patting my shoulders. She smiled and said "No thanks, Tim".
True story.