CARRIE FISHER IS STUPID

When I lived in Los Angeles, I worked at Amoeba Music over there on Sunset for about two years. I had fun, but ultimately didn't want to work in a record store anymore. What can you do...Anywho, the store had just opened and it was a cultural shit-storm for the likes of LA Folk. Everyone and their Mothers came to this store to either shop or just look around. I'm serious, Everyone.

One time, Johnny Depp came in and shopped around in sunglasses and a floppy hat and when he checked out, the cashier stood and sobbed in a stalker-like fervor until he talked her down by signing an autograph. And when Morrissey came in and the whole cashier staff broke down weeping. I bought DVDs off of Glenn Danzig and he told me about groupies on tour. And another time, I watched as Carrie Fisher tried to steal a 7". All true stories.

I think I'll tell some more Los Angeles stories later. Right now, Pop's has a Pabst with my name on it.